OK, alhamdulillaah, another successful Doss session complete.
But this time, some naming and shaming is in order ... Reunion Name and Shame Page
KA - Are the rumors of the ultimate skank true? - Is Refi actually in leicester on the 31st leaving the rest of us to wait bemused outside his house.....?
Removed my comment since it was so baatil!!! (SC)
"Va vakkaynaahu tokiyatan!!!" (SS ;))
Well, maybe there is a place for "Va Vakkaynaahu Tohkeenaa" because it's meant to be a paki and their imams do sometimes make mistakes. E.g. "Sami Allahu liman hamidan" - which is a classic I that heard once. (Asda)
NEWS FLASH: Asiflu al-Hounslowian is returning this Friday. I forward the motion that the venue changes to his place. There is a nice swimming pool in the back and a tennis court for those "people" who like tennis.
Make your protests now or forever remain silent.
Against the motion (Add name below).
McMood - ermm, I did forward the motion but I have been told, would it not be better to have a 2nd doss later at Asif's? How could I disagree...
Date/Venue
Monday 31st of July at HW Shareef
All dayer - Main food in evening but amusements during the day.
Attendees
Those who are 'bold' ;) please reply with your answer.
Abu 'Abdissalam: Confirmed
Kasim:
Asad: Confirmed
Arif: Confirmed
Abu Rumaysah: Confirmed
Umer: Confirmed
Saleem: Confirmed
Ziad: Will try if in London
Mahmud : Confirmed if still alive
Ahmed L: Probably not...I'm on call the weekend before and we have a new arrival at home (Alhamdulillah)
Atiq: Confirmed
Jameel K: Confirmed (ps are there some other Jameels to justify the K?)
Shahzad: Not coming
Irfaan K:
Waqqas:
Saqib: Tentative
Shafiq:I shall not be taking a day off for this, but will see if I can make it
Sajid: Working in Maidenhead on the day, will try to get away early.
Food
To be collected from Acton (Where??) costs £120. Will one lamb be enough (Mcmood)?
Volunteers:
Mahmud -
Menu Suggestions
1. Roast Lamb with rice
2. salad
3. nan
4. seekhs (ss: Won't they be a bit hairy and smelly) (mcmood: there is no accounting for taste but isnt the issue, are they halal?) SS: yeah? well....you're halal!
5. Potato Salad
6. Begun with yoghurty/peanutty base - whose wives know how to make this?
7. What's for starters??? (saleem chagtai rabbit impression)
8. What's for desert??? (ice cream and/or taking mick out of nabsy)
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Comments to be raised below:
Aqiqah
SS: so is this actually gonna be lawals aqiqah dinner?
Mcmood: Whose? Lawal has a kid? really? Cool - masha'Allah.
SS: Well apparently not yet — he is just trying to gain popularity by pretending his child has already been born.
Ahmed: Okay, I can see you guys are actually using this thing now...baby due 26/06/06 insha'Allah so I was trying to be proactive...sort of
Ahmed:I trust that I have now gained sufficient popularity as she has been born!!
Explanation of the Anwar Sedate phenomena
McMood: I would like an explanation to the latest emails.
SS: Mcmood your are looking rather lethargic these days, in fact I would say you are looking positively sedate — what Anwar Sedate. And there you have it Asad's classic line.
Mcmood: So what is this tookeenaa stuff then?? Is it mirpuri/kashmiri/punjabi?
We need a swimming pool McMood
I tell ya, a swimming pool juat makes the party kick.... Anyone remember the Asif do a year or so back?
Someone must have a large party swimming pool.
entertainment Refi
So we are getting amusement during the day, I suppose I will have to sort out the chicks
You guys want starters and deserts? What do you think this is, a restaurant or something?
McMood: We could order food from a restaurant if necessary? Giftos...
You want a swimming pool as well.... hey will a rail track do? That runs just behind the venue! Nice bit of exciting train spotting hey
One lamb feeds 25-30 people, so taking saleem and kasim into account, inshaAllaah we will still be OK
Bah! Kasim and others know that i am the one you need to take into account (McMood) - I think another lamb may be required. SS: Lawal — need a change of plan...better have a boy instead. Ahmed:Hmmmmm...I may have to get back to you on that - the wife may have a few issues about it!
Table Tennis
From Asda: What was all this about table tennis? Does anyone have equipment? Bats and a few balls is ideal (cos there's always some numpty who steps on a ball). Is there a basketball hoop in your sports hall? I can bring a b-ball along...
And another thing, I'll have you know that "Va vakaaynaahu tokeenaaa!!!" is gramatically wrong!
SS(to Asad): It was so crap wasn't it Asda. He just can't get it right
SS(to Saleem): Oh man Saleem you crack me up that "Va vakaaynaahu tokeenaaa!!!" thing was so funny — one of your best I think — I just can't stop cracking up
McMood: Asad as it seems you are now from Asda cant u rbing all the side dips, drinks and stuff :P
Refi In the place where we will be eating, our masjid-to-be inshaAllaah, there are two table tennis tables along with bats and balls
Asda: So there's no b-ball hoop? Maybe you can get one put in...!?!
Saleem: Yes I did realise that the grammar was incorrect but I noticed that the originator of this humour did not correct this! You seen when people reckon they can do taqdeel (even though they do not know its usool) and mess up, I tell them why they went wrong!
SS: OK so who are the cuddle puffins on this list then?
I hereby to taqdeel of Umer and Saleem — any other takers?
Asda: Va qaddalnaahum taqdeelaa!!! Well I ain't gonna spoonfeed you the answers, am I? Learning is through discovery and reviewing the mistakes that you make. Active learning is what they call it...
Asda: Actually, the reason why it is being held in HW is because Imam Refi took the liberty to take over the gathering completely since we (as typical Mozlems) cannot even organise a p.....rayer in a masjid!
The flip side to that is the absurdity of it being on a weekday and people coming from relatively far out hope to be turning up...just for the evening! Will it not be possible for at least some of you to take the day itself off and make it a bit earlier? The only way for us all to meet without any hiccups is to do so at a wedding!!! Fink abaa'ii!! (I have to try and get used to Londonspeak. Having been in Brum for almost 3 years, some of the accent is lurking it's head here and there - serious! 
) Plus Azizue is a rip-off!!!
Saleem: Asad you made the typical mistake of putting an apostrophe in "its". You only do that if you are abbreviating "it is". Teachers today eh?
Asad: Whatever, dude!
Ahmed: Errr....so where does that leave us in the whole London v HW debate?
SS: There is no debate HW is a much nicer place than London. It's got better schools, more parks than you could eat and the houses actually have sizable gardens
McMood: I wouldn't go that far but HW seems better more relaxing affair, larger place, table tennis tables, possibility of a pool, no bucksage deluxage food which aziziyah would be. SS - dont u live in Leyton? If you do then I think that his statement is heavy. But Egmed u can invite us later that week for another aqiqah bash!
SS: Mcmood, 'tis because i live in London that I can make such an informed decision as to which place is better. You have to sample the crapness to truly appreciate it.
Ahmed: Yeah...but I would have paid at Aziziyah!!....oh well your loss! Anyway...what pool?
Asda: Mac, Shafiq lives in Snaresbrook, not a common paki area like Lay'un/Woofamstaa...I mean, it sounds the same whatever accent you speak in!! Also, I have just noticed a Linux distrib called Fedora. What, you mean ROGER Fedora?!?! Anyway, re: the Win Vs Lin debate, why is everyone getting so hizbee about this? Aren't people allowed to sit on the fence? More importantly, can't we all just get along...for the kids!?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
And Shafiq, that picture I sent out to everyone IS you!! There's no denying it now, you've gotten away with it for far too long - the game is up now, OK?!
SS: Asda you are so messed up in the head I find myself strugglinng for words. <bush snr>Read my lips — no new taxes...er I mean — I do NOT look like Roger Federer. OK?!
Saleem: Look people on this wiki dont care abt tennis and potential gay icon Roger Federer! The picture thing is also not funny
Asda: The picture thing was not meant to be funny, it's a fact! Plus, if one were to apply your principle of "As long as I'm entertained", then it wouldn't matter anyway. Plus, those who don't care about tennis must be a bunch of backward, uncultured, unrefined, machine-gun toting, sword wielding barbarians!!
SS: What are you trying to say about sword wielding barbarians? <Arnie>craaaash yer 'Anemies</arnie>
McMood: Btw, This is to those who claim it is not permissable to watch football on TV as it requires viewing another persons awrah (Note: ppl must have really good eye sight to see the portruding shape of a players private parts on a human image the size of about 3 cm, come on the maths would mean your looking at something around 2-3mm. Sickos for even trying to look so closely!) What was the point of my point? Well, Engeeeeeeeeerrrllaaand Engerrrlaaand! Down with the Swiss. And this principle doesnt transcend to watching tennis, generally when the player bends over waiting for the serve there are quite revealing shots in particular when I used to watch men and women's tennis back in the day
Basically just don't watch tennis, male tennis is so boring, just about aces and well women's tennis - it is a no go area unless you tink its DH.
Asda: McMood, what does DH mean? Plus, can your argument be extended to pornography? Or, what if you can spot 2 ppl having 5ex in public (but a long way away - which happened in our college once)?!? Men's tennis rocks!! Watch clay court tennis if you don't wanna see aces all the time. Plus, ain't it all 2-D images, anyway?!
McMood: But isnt tennis gay?
SS: No are you?
SS: Hey is it ok to watch womens tennis if you sit really far away so that all you can see is this really small figure?
Saleem: HA HA!!! Shafiq both comments are very witty indeed. See, I wont be treacherous and say they werent at a future date..inshaa'allah!
Asda: After seeing Sunday's near-epic final, there is no way men's tennis can be called gay! ESPECIALLY considering that Shafiq and Saleem (Abu Z) were battling it out on Wimbledon's Centre Court for one of Tennis' most prestigious prizes!!
But this time, some naming and shaming is in order ... Reunion Name and Shame Page
KA - Are the rumors of the ultimate skank true? - Is Refi actually in leicester on the 31st leaving the rest of us to wait bemused outside his house.....?
Removed my comment since it was so baatil!!! (SC)
"Va vakkaynaahu tokiyatan!!!" (SS ;))
Well, maybe there is a place for "Va Vakkaynaahu Tohkeenaa" because it's meant to be a paki and their imams do sometimes make mistakes. E.g. "Sami Allahu liman hamidan" - which is a classic I that heard once. (Asda)
NEWS FLASH: Asiflu al-Hounslowian is returning this Friday. I forward the motion that the venue changes to his place. There is a nice swimming pool in the back and a tennis court for those "people" who like tennis.
Make your protests now or forever remain silent.
Against the motion (Add name below).
McMood - ermm, I did forward the motion but I have been told, would it not be better to have a 2nd doss later at Asif's? How could I disagree...
Date/Venue
Monday 31st of July at HW Shareef
All dayer - Main food in evening but amusements during the day.
Attendees
Those who are 'bold' ;) please reply with your answer.
Abu 'Abdissalam: Confirmed
Kasim:
Asad: Confirmed
Arif: Confirmed
Abu Rumaysah: Confirmed
Umer: Confirmed
Saleem: Confirmed
Ziad: Will try if in London
Mahmud : Confirmed if still alive
Ahmed L: Probably not...I'm on call the weekend before and we have a new arrival at home (Alhamdulillah)
Atiq: Confirmed
Jameel K: Confirmed (ps are there some other Jameels to justify the K?)
Shahzad: Not coming
Irfaan K:
Waqqas:
Saqib: Tentative
Shafiq:I shall not be taking a day off for this, but will see if I can make it
Sajid: Working in Maidenhead on the day, will try to get away early.
Food
To be collected from Acton (Where??) costs £120. Will one lamb be enough (Mcmood)?
Volunteers:
Mahmud -
Menu Suggestions
1. Roast Lamb with rice
2. salad
3. nan
4. seekhs (ss: Won't they be a bit hairy and smelly) (mcmood: there is no accounting for taste but isnt the issue, are they halal?) SS: yeah? well....you're halal!
5. Potato Salad
6. Begun with yoghurty/peanutty base - whose wives know how to make this?
7. What's for starters??? (saleem chagtai rabbit impression)
8. What's for desert??? (ice cream and/or taking mick out of nabsy)
Comments to be raised below:
Aqiqah
SS: so is this actually gonna be lawals aqiqah dinner?
Mcmood: Whose? Lawal has a kid? really? Cool - masha'Allah.
SS: Well apparently not yet — he is just trying to gain popularity by pretending his child has already been born.
Ahmed: Okay, I can see you guys are actually using this thing now...baby due 26/06/06 insha'Allah so I was trying to be proactive...sort of
Ahmed:I trust that I have now gained sufficient popularity as she has been born!!
Explanation of the Anwar Sedate phenomena
McMood: I would like an explanation to the latest emails.
SS: Mcmood your are looking rather lethargic these days, in fact I would say you are looking positively sedate — what Anwar Sedate. And there you have it Asad's classic line.
Mcmood: So what is this tookeenaa stuff then?? Is it mirpuri/kashmiri/punjabi?
We need a swimming pool McMood
I tell ya, a swimming pool juat makes the party kick.... Anyone remember the Asif do a year or so back?
Someone must have a large party swimming pool.
entertainment Refi
So we are getting amusement during the day, I suppose I will have to sort out the chicks
You guys want starters and deserts? What do you think this is, a restaurant or something?
McMood: We could order food from a restaurant if necessary? Giftos...
You want a swimming pool as well.... hey will a rail track do? That runs just behind the venue! Nice bit of exciting train spotting hey
One lamb feeds 25-30 people, so taking saleem and kasim into account, inshaAllaah we will still be OK
Bah! Kasim and others know that i am the one you need to take into account (McMood) - I think another lamb may be required. SS: Lawal — need a change of plan...better have a boy instead. Ahmed:Hmmmmm...I may have to get back to you on that - the wife may have a few issues about it!
Table Tennis
From Asda: What was all this about table tennis? Does anyone have equipment? Bats and a few balls is ideal (cos there's always some numpty who steps on a ball). Is there a basketball hoop in your sports hall? I can bring a b-ball along...
And another thing, I'll have you know that "Va vakaaynaahu tokeenaaa!!!" is gramatically wrong!
SS(to Asad): It was so crap wasn't it Asda. He just can't get it right
SS(to Saleem): Oh man Saleem you crack me up that "Va vakaaynaahu tokeenaaa!!!" thing was so funny — one of your best I think — I just can't stop cracking up
McMood: Asad as it seems you are now from Asda cant u rbing all the side dips, drinks and stuff :P
Refi In the place where we will be eating, our masjid-to-be inshaAllaah, there are two table tennis tables along with bats and balls
Asda: So there's no b-ball hoop? Maybe you can get one put in...!?!
Saleem: Yes I did realise that the grammar was incorrect but I noticed that the originator of this humour did not correct this! You seen when people reckon they can do taqdeel (even though they do not know its usool) and mess up, I tell them why they went wrong!
SS: OK so who are the cuddle puffins on this list then?
I hereby to taqdeel of Umer and Saleem — any other takers?
Asda: Va qaddalnaahum taqdeelaa!!! Well I ain't gonna spoonfeed you the answers, am I? Learning is through discovery and reviewing the mistakes that you make. Active learning is what they call it...
Asda: Actually, the reason why it is being held in HW is because Imam Refi took the liberty to take over the gathering completely since we (as typical Mozlems) cannot even organise a p.....rayer in a masjid!
The flip side to that is the absurdity of it being on a weekday and people coming from relatively far out hope to be turning up...just for the evening! Will it not be possible for at least some of you to take the day itself off and make it a bit earlier? The only way for us all to meet without any hiccups is to do so at a wedding!!! Fink abaa'ii!! (I have to try and get used to Londonspeak. Having been in Brum for almost 3 years, some of the accent is lurking it's head here and there - serious! ) Plus Azizue is a rip-off!!!Saleem: Asad you made the typical mistake of putting an apostrophe in "its". You only do that if you are abbreviating "it is". Teachers today eh?
Asad: Whatever, dude!
Ahmed: Errr....so where does that leave us in the whole London v HW debate?
SS: There is no debate HW is a much nicer place than London. It's got better schools, more parks than you could eat and the houses actually have sizable gardens
McMood: I wouldn't go that far but HW seems better more relaxing affair, larger place, table tennis tables, possibility of a pool, no bucksage deluxage food which aziziyah would be. SS - dont u live in Leyton? If you do then I think that his statement is heavy. But Egmed u can invite us later that week for another aqiqah bash!
SS: Mcmood, 'tis because i live in London that I can make such an informed decision as to which place is better. You have to sample the crapness to truly appreciate it.
Ahmed: Yeah...but I would have paid at Aziziyah!!....oh well your loss! Anyway...what pool?
Asda: Mac, Shafiq lives in Snaresbrook, not a common paki area like Lay'un/Woofamstaa...I mean, it sounds the same whatever accent you speak in!! Also, I have just noticed a Linux distrib called Fedora. What, you mean ROGER Fedora?!?! Anyway, re: the Win Vs Lin debate, why is everyone getting so hizbee about this? Aren't people allowed to sit on the fence? More importantly, can't we all just get along...for the kids!?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
And Shafiq, that picture I sent out to everyone IS you!! There's no denying it now, you've gotten away with it for far too long - the game is up now, OK?!SS: Asda you are so messed up in the head I find myself strugglinng for words. <bush snr>Read my lips — no new taxes...er I mean — I do NOT look like Roger Federer. OK?!
Saleem: Look people on this wiki dont care abt tennis and potential gay icon Roger Federer! The picture thing is also not funny
Asda: The picture thing was not meant to be funny, it's a fact! Plus, if one were to apply your principle of "As long as I'm entertained", then it wouldn't matter anyway. Plus, those who don't care about tennis must be a bunch of backward, uncultured, unrefined, machine-gun toting, sword wielding barbarians!!
SS: What are you trying to say about sword wielding barbarians? <Arnie>craaaash yer 'Anemies</arnie>
McMood: Btw, This is to those who claim it is not permissable to watch football on TV as it requires viewing another persons awrah (Note: ppl must have really good eye sight to see the portruding shape of a players private parts on a human image the size of about 3 cm, come on the maths would mean your looking at something around 2-3mm. Sickos for even trying to look so closely!) What was the point of my point? Well, Engeeeeeeeeerrrllaaand Engerrrlaaand! Down with the Swiss. And this principle doesnt transcend to watching tennis, generally when the player bends over waiting for the serve there are quite revealing shots in particular when I used to watch men and women's tennis back in the day
Basically just don't watch tennis, male tennis is so boring, just about aces and well women's tennis - it is a no go area unless you tink its DH.Asda: McMood, what does DH mean? Plus, can your argument be extended to pornography? Or, what if you can spot 2 ppl having 5ex in public (but a long way away - which happened in our college once)?!? Men's tennis rocks!! Watch clay court tennis if you don't wanna see aces all the time. Plus, ain't it all 2-D images, anyway?!
McMood: But isnt tennis gay?
SS: No are you?
SS: Hey is it ok to watch womens tennis if you sit really far away so that all you can see is this really small figure?
Saleem: HA HA!!! Shafiq both comments are very witty indeed. See, I wont be treacherous and say they werent at a future date..inshaa'allah!
Asda: After seeing Sunday's near-epic final, there is no way men's tennis can be called gay! ESPECIALLY considering that Shafiq and Saleem (Abu Z) were battling it out on Wimbledon's Centre Court for one of Tennis' most prestigious prizes!!
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