as-salaamu alaikum boys,
here we go again ....
SS: Right guys Arif is about to become a father (again) so he can really only make it this coming weekend. So to try and accomodate the pakster one of the options below is, who is able to make a trip this coming weekend. Otherwise it will be next weekend (while the weather is still good)
McMood: I aint married or a father yet, but is he required component in the breast feeding process of his newly born? If not so why can we not do this later in july? Oh and Mabrook Awif...
Wifter: *sigh* ... I think the key words in Shafiq's statement are "about to become" meaning that my wife could give birth during the next few weeks, and hence I can't be in Brecon after this weekend. Do we really have to explain these things to you McMood ? Are you really that dumb ? crikey ...
SS: OK I have changed the dates for the middle three weekends of July. So who is in now?
Lawal, Rifter, aren't your respective wives soon to be shipped off to yor inlaws for a week or something as per regular Paki customs (Not that either of you are pakis or even married to pakis, but that's beside the point OK)
Wifter: Look, the due date is 17th July. If the baby is born early and things settle down I might be able to come *after* the birth by about a week. But anything after this weekend till the birth is no-go. How about dates in August ??
McMood: 1st 2 weekends of August Islaam.Net course. After that probably off to Saudi, Insha'Allah. Man awif, you're so inconsiderate, couldn't you have timed things more appropriately on your side? Next time, could you like make sure you plan 9 months in advance...
McMood to SS: I got this nagging feeling that I was meant to give you some DVDs a couple of months ago, do DVD's work on Linux ie start automatically?
So lets have your Ayes and Nays for the two weekends below (KA - Can we do after w/e of 9th July pls)
7th-9th July (what the.... This is SUnday to Tuesday)SS: pakster you know what I meant
YES 1) Shafters (abusafia@gmail.com)
No2) McMud? (mahmud@islaam.net)
No 3) Gassy (kasim@islaam.net)
No4) Saj (sajid@islaam.net)
NO 5) Rifter (ahs@lintrix.net)
6) Jimmy/Jampot (jameel@khan.cc)
7) Tixy McGee (abooaaishah@hotmail.com)
8) Ozzie Osmond ()
9) Squibby (Irahim_mirza@hotmail.com)
10) Shahid Sardar (shahidsnow@hotmail.com)
NO 11) Adebayo (ahmedlawal@doctors.org.uk)
NO 12) Sharon Cohen (shahzadc@gmail.com)
13) TBird (brain) (tahir_mughal@excite.com)
14) Zafster (zafar@o2.co.uk)
15) AK: ()
Now Eggmed and Awif are just being spiteful by saying No for these 2 weekends - my advice, get a 3g fone and you can keep an eye on things at home, you don't expect the rest of us to watch the world cup on poxy little 3g fone if we were to go on the previous weekends?
14th-16th July
YES 1) Shafters (abusafia@gmail.com)
YES2) McMud? (mahmud@islaam.net)
YES 3) Gassy (kasim@islaam.net)
YES4) Saj (sajid@islaam.net)
NO 5) Rifter (ahs@lintrix.net)
6) Jimmy/Jampot (jameel@khan.cc)
YES7) Tixy McGee (abooaaishah@hotmail.com)
8) Ozzie Osmond ()
9) Squibby (Irahim_mirza@hotmail.com)
10) Shahid Sardar (shahidsnow@hotmail.com)
NO 11) Adebayo (ahmedlawal@doctors.org.uk)...Adebayo (Look....how many times do I have to spell it for you E not I!
(Hang on, aren't you playing for Togo at the moment?) McMood: Naah, he didn't get paid so he skanked them.
NO 12) Sharon Cohen (shahzadc@gmail.com)
13) TBird (brain) (tahir_mughal@excite.com)
14) Zafster (zafar@o2.co.uk)
15) AK: ()
21rd-23th July
YES 1) Shafters (abusafia@gmail.com)
YES2) McMud? (mahmud@islaam.net)
YES 3) Gassy (kasim@islaam.net)
YES4) Saj (sajid@islaam.net)
NO 5) Rifter (ahs@lintrix.net)
6) Jimmy/Jampot (jameel@khan.cc)
YES7) Tixy McGee (abooaaishah@hotmail.com)
8) Ozzie Osmond ()
9) Squibby (Irahim_mirza@hotmail.com)
10) Shahid Sardar (shahidsnow@hotmail.com)
NO 11) Adebayo (ahmedlawal@doctors.org.uk) - Adebayo...please see previous comment
NO 12) Sharon Cohen (shahzadc@gmail.com)
13) TBird (brain) (tahir_mughal@excite.com)
14) Zafster (zafar@o2.co.uk)
15) AK: ()
McMood: As there seems to be a resounding note of "No" in most of the replies.
I suggest the following weekends:
16th-17th July
or
23rd-24th July
What do thy scumbags say to that?
SS: My scumbags think that could possibly be a good idea — especially since at the moment this camping trip consists of myself, Arif and the local wildlife.
Asda: Thy means "your" as in "Thou shalt not take thy Lord's Name in vain". So you must mean thou scumbags, surely!
SS: Asda, I seenk you're raaaight — but don't call me shirley
here we go again ....
SS: Right guys Arif is about to become a father (again) so he can really only make it this coming weekend. So to try and accomodate the pakster one of the options below is, who is able to make a trip this coming weekend. Otherwise it will be next weekend (while the weather is still good)
McMood: I aint married or a father yet, but is he required component in the breast feeding process of his newly born? If not so why can we not do this later in july? Oh and Mabrook Awif...
Wifter: *sigh* ... I think the key words in Shafiq's statement are "about to become" meaning that my wife could give birth during the next few weeks, and hence I can't be in Brecon after this weekend. Do we really have to explain these things to you McMood ? Are you really that dumb ? crikey ...
SS: OK I have changed the dates for the middle three weekends of July. So who is in now?
Lawal, Rifter, aren't your respective wives soon to be shipped off to yor inlaws for a week or something as per regular Paki customs (Not that either of you are pakis or even married to pakis, but that's beside the point OK)
Wifter: Look, the due date is 17th July. If the baby is born early and things settle down I might be able to come *after* the birth by about a week. But anything after this weekend till the birth is no-go. How about dates in August ??
McMood: 1st 2 weekends of August Islaam.Net course. After that probably off to Saudi, Insha'Allah. Man awif, you're so inconsiderate, couldn't you have timed things more appropriately on your side? Next time, could you like make sure you plan 9 months in advance...
McMood to SS: I got this nagging feeling that I was meant to give you some DVDs a couple of months ago, do DVD's work on Linux ie start automatically?
So lets have your Ayes and Nays for the two weekends below (KA - Can we do after w/e of 9th July pls)
7th-9th July (what the.... This is SUnday to Tuesday)SS: pakster you know what I meant
YES 1) Shafters (abusafia@gmail.com)
No2) McMud? (mahmud@islaam.net)
No 3) Gassy (kasim@islaam.net)
No4) Saj (sajid@islaam.net)
NO 5) Rifter (ahs@lintrix.net)
6) Jimmy/Jampot (jameel@khan.cc)
7) Tixy McGee (abooaaishah@hotmail.com)
8) Ozzie Osmond ()
9) Squibby (Irahim_mirza@hotmail.com)
10) Shahid Sardar (shahidsnow@hotmail.com)
NO 11) Adebayo (ahmedlawal@doctors.org.uk)
NO 12) Sharon Cohen (shahzadc@gmail.com)
13) TBird (brain) (tahir_mughal@excite.com)
14) Zafster (zafar@o2.co.uk)
15) AK: ()
Now Eggmed and Awif are just being spiteful by saying No for these 2 weekends - my advice, get a 3g fone and you can keep an eye on things at home, you don't expect the rest of us to watch the world cup on poxy little 3g fone if we were to go on the previous weekends?
14th-16th July
YES 1) Shafters (abusafia@gmail.com)
YES2) McMud? (mahmud@islaam.net)
YES 3) Gassy (kasim@islaam.net)
YES4) Saj (sajid@islaam.net)
NO 5) Rifter (ahs@lintrix.net)
6) Jimmy/Jampot (jameel@khan.cc)
YES7) Tixy McGee (abooaaishah@hotmail.com)
8) Ozzie Osmond ()
9) Squibby (Irahim_mirza@hotmail.com)
10) Shahid Sardar (shahidsnow@hotmail.com)
NO 11) Adebayo (ahmedlawal@doctors.org.uk)...Adebayo (Look....how many times do I have to spell it for you E not I!
(Hang on, aren't you playing for Togo at the moment?) McMood: Naah, he didn't get paid so he skanked them.NO 12) Sharon Cohen (shahzadc@gmail.com)
13) TBird (brain) (tahir_mughal@excite.com)
14) Zafster (zafar@o2.co.uk)
15) AK: ()
21rd-23th July
YES 1) Shafters (abusafia@gmail.com)
YES2) McMud? (mahmud@islaam.net)
YES 3) Gassy (kasim@islaam.net)
YES4) Saj (sajid@islaam.net)
NO 5) Rifter (ahs@lintrix.net)
6) Jimmy/Jampot (jameel@khan.cc)
YES7) Tixy McGee (abooaaishah@hotmail.com)
8) Ozzie Osmond ()
9) Squibby (Irahim_mirza@hotmail.com)
10) Shahid Sardar (shahidsnow@hotmail.com)
NO 11) Adebayo (ahmedlawal@doctors.org.uk) - Adebayo...please see previous comment
NO 12) Sharon Cohen (shahzadc@gmail.com)
13) TBird (brain) (tahir_mughal@excite.com)
14) Zafster (zafar@o2.co.uk)
15) AK: ()
McMood: As there seems to be a resounding note of "No" in most of the replies.
I suggest the following weekends:
16th-17th July
or
23rd-24th July
What do thy scumbags say to that?
SS: My scumbags think that could possibly be a good idea — especially since at the moment this camping trip consists of myself, Arif and the local wildlife.
Asda: Thy means "your" as in "Thou shalt not take thy Lord's Name in vain". So you must mean thou scumbags, surely!
SS: Asda, I seenk you're raaaight — but don't call me shirley
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