History: Asda
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El Aswad The Black L...(ahem, anyway)
WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA!!!!
Oh dear, looks like the shomagh was put on a bit wrong!! He does, however, think that a tie makes one look more professional and that people tend to take you more seriously. Yeah, whatever...
Anyway, the moment you have been waiting for. Here is the cuddly, Wahabi-Saudi wannabe affectionately known as Asda. Is he giving an assembly at Leyton Sixth Form College or shooing away some paki beggar?! Maybe he's doing both!!
The Asdaman is a rather unique species. He never went to Imperial College London, though many claim he spent more time there than his actual university!! His claim is that he needed to give the IC lot "culture". He convinced himself that he was better off at UCL in order to "have a life" - hmmmm...
He is known for having some rather Super/Neo Salafite tendencies which he tries to cover up, unless he is in the company of them. What a Hizbi Chameleon!!! He loves going to Saudi Arabia in order to act, talk like and be considered a Saudi.
There is much slander (libel?) going around that he lives in the shadow of his brother, Saleemus Chagus el-humouroso, who claims that Asda is on the manhaj of whoever feeds him. These are vicious, vitriolic lies which are not to be believed.
He is Deputy Mujaddid to Refi, even though he actually controls him! Well, claims to anyway...
WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA!!!!
Oh dear, looks like the shomagh was put on a bit wrong!! He does, however, think that a tie makes one look more professional and that people tend to take you more seriously. Yeah, whatever...
Anyway, the moment you have been waiting for. Here is the cuddly, Wahabi-Saudi wannabe affectionately known as Asda. Is he giving an assembly at Leyton Sixth Form College or shooing away some paki beggar?! Maybe he's doing both!!
The Asdaman is a rather unique species. He never went to Imperial College London, though many claim he spent more time there than his actual university!! His claim is that he needed to give the IC lot "culture". He convinced himself that he was better off at UCL in order to "have a life" - hmmmm...
He is known for having some rather Super/Neo Salafite tendencies which he tries to cover up, unless he is in the company of them. What a Hizbi Chameleon!!! He loves going to Saudi Arabia in order to act, talk like and be considered a Saudi.
There is much slander (libel?) going around that he lives in the shadow of his brother, Saleemus Chagus el-humouroso, who claims that Asda is on the manhaj of whoever feeds him. These are vicious, vitriolic lies which are not to be believed.
He is Deputy Mujaddid to Refi, even though he actually controls him! Well, claims to anyway...