El Aswad The Black L...(ahem, anyway)
WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA!!!!
Oh dear, looks like the shomagh was put on a bit wrong!! He does, however, think that a tie makes one look more professional and that people tend to take you more seriously. Yeah, whatever...
Anyway, the moment you have been waiting for. Here is the cuddly, Wahabi-Saudi wannabe affectionately known as Asda. Is he giving an assembly at Leyton Sixth Form College or shooing away some paki beggar?! Maybe he's doing both!!
(He reckons himself a player but that is only whenever his family go to Brummieland for a week.)
The Asdaman is a rather unique species. He never went to Imperial College London, though many claim he spent more time there than his actual university!! His claim is that he needed to give the IC lot "culture". He convinced himself that he was better off at UCL in order to "have a life" - hmmmm...
He is known for having some rather Super/Neo Salafite tendencies which he tries to cover up, unless he is in the company of them. What a Hizbi Chameleon!!! He loves going to Saudi Arabia in order to act, talk like and be considered a Saudi.
There is much slander (libel?) going around that he lives in the shadow of his brother, Saleemus Chagus el-humouroso, who claims that Asda is on the manhaj of whoever feeds him. These are vicious, vitriolic lies which are not to be believed.
He is Deputy Mujaddid to Refi, even though he actually controls him! Well, claims to anyway...
He claims to be a teacher, a great teacher, having complete control of his kids, here he is teaching geography
hmmm, and we were wondering how he did it!
A partial reason for his behavior as a teacher, his penchent for being a control freak, his inclinations to be overbearing on his kids was that he was greviously scarred in childhood by the fact that his loving older brother would fight all his battles for him,
The ingrate responded to this by saying, 'He never let me fight my own battles.' Here look at this depiction of Asda's response to his brother afterwards,
need we say more?
(Yes, OK I admit it, my chicken 5hit characteristics shine through even to this day!!)
Also, one of his shining moments was when, in 2000, he was bullied into giving a talk at a brother's house in High Wycombe. So, in a chance to really prove himself to be a worthy Deputy Mujaddid in Refi's absence - he went for it! However, it turned out being a crappy little 10-15 mintute "reminder" on The Importance of The Arabic Language. His saving grace (he reckons) is that it showed up the persistent latecomers because it had all finished by the time they had arrived!! WOLF!!
That was a truly classic talk — I remember it well. Everyone was shocked when Asad was NEVER invited back to HW to do another talk
Despite his stay in brummy, and claims of having super-salafi tendencies, he has still not clearly grasped the most rudiment aspects of the MUNHAJ... look here is an example:
Asda says:
the wiki rocks
i used to cuss it SO much
but have since seen the error of my ways
arif has forgiven me since i had to repent to him personally
Abu Rumaysah says:
did u repent in the past present and future tenses?
Asda says:
HAHA!!
Abu Rumaysah says:
well if u didnt its not valid
im afraid
Asda says:
tubtu, wa atoobu wa sofa atoob
like that?
Abu Rumaysah says:
Yarf
This calls for a 90 page pdf document (called NDVP047894754.pdf) exposing his wily and voluptuary ways, his false repentance must be unveiled and, in order to make amends, he must 1) Repent publically for his previous false repentance 2) repent in the past, present, and future tenses for his slander of the WIKI 3) Take us all out to a really expensive restaurant and buy us dinner 4) Personally make us a cup of tea, and 5) oh yes, do a weeks washing for us 6) Be presented to each member of the Wiki Executive Committee Panel BUTT and be spanked until he no longer believes that the wiki is cack.
WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA!!!!
Oh dear, looks like the shomagh was put on a bit wrong!! He does, however, think that a tie makes one look more professional and that people tend to take you more seriously. Yeah, whatever...
Anyway, the moment you have been waiting for. Here is the cuddly, Wahabi-Saudi wannabe affectionately known as Asda. Is he giving an assembly at Leyton Sixth Form College or shooing away some paki beggar?! Maybe he's doing both!!
(He reckons himself a player but that is only whenever his family go to Brummieland for a week.)
The Asdaman is a rather unique species. He never went to Imperial College London, though many claim he spent more time there than his actual university!! His claim is that he needed to give the IC lot "culture". He convinced himself that he was better off at UCL in order to "have a life" - hmmmm...
He is known for having some rather Super/Neo Salafite tendencies which he tries to cover up, unless he is in the company of them. What a Hizbi Chameleon!!! He loves going to Saudi Arabia in order to act, talk like and be considered a Saudi.
There is much slander (libel?) going around that he lives in the shadow of his brother, Saleemus Chagus el-humouroso, who claims that Asda is on the manhaj of whoever feeds him. These are vicious, vitriolic lies which are not to be believed.
He is Deputy Mujaddid to Refi, even though he actually controls him! Well, claims to anyway...
He claims to be a teacher, a great teacher, having complete control of his kids, here he is teaching geography
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hmmm, and we were wondering how he did it!
A partial reason for his behavior as a teacher, his penchent for being a control freak, his inclinations to be overbearing on his kids was that he was greviously scarred in childhood by the fact that his loving older brother would fight all his battles for him,
The ingrate responded to this by saying, 'He never let me fight my own battles.' Here look at this depiction of Asda's response to his brother afterwards,
need we say more?
(Yes, OK I admit it, my chicken 5hit characteristics shine through even to this day!!)
Also, one of his shining moments was when, in 2000, he was bullied into giving a talk at a brother's house in High Wycombe. So, in a chance to really prove himself to be a worthy Deputy Mujaddid in Refi's absence - he went for it! However, it turned out being a crappy little 10-15 mintute "reminder" on The Importance of The Arabic Language. His saving grace (he reckons) is that it showed up the persistent latecomers because it had all finished by the time they had arrived!! WOLF!!
That was a truly classic talk — I remember it well. Everyone was shocked when Asad was NEVER invited back to HW to do another talk
Despite his stay in brummy, and claims of having super-salafi tendencies, he has still not clearly grasped the most rudiment aspects of the MUNHAJ... look here is an example:
Asda says:
the wiki rocks
i used to cuss it SO much
but have since seen the error of my ways
arif has forgiven me since i had to repent to him personally
Abu Rumaysah says:
did u repent in the past present and future tenses?
Asda says:
HAHA!!
Abu Rumaysah says:
well if u didnt its not valid
im afraid
Asda says:
tubtu, wa atoobu wa sofa atoob
like that?
Abu Rumaysah says:
Yarf
This calls for a 90 page pdf document (called NDVP047894754.pdf) exposing his wily and voluptuary ways, his false repentance must be unveiled and, in order to make amends, he must 1) Repent publically for his previous false repentance 2) repent in the past, present, and future tenses for his slander of the WIKI 3) Take us all out to a really expensive restaurant and buy us dinner 4) Personally make us a cup of tea, and 5) oh yes, do a weeks washing for us 6) Be presented to each member of the Wiki Executive Committee Panel BUTT and be spanked until he no longer believes that the wiki is cack.
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