El Aswad The Black...(ahem, anyway)
Oh dear, looks like the shomagh was put on a bit wrong!!
Here is the cuddly,
Wahabi-Saudi wannabe affectionately known as Asda. Is he giving an assembly here or shooing away some paki?! Maybe he's doing both!!
Aaaal-Asda is a rather unique species. He never went to Imperial College London, though many claim he spent more time there than his actual university!! His claim is that he needed to give the IC lot "culture". He convinced himself that he was better off at UCL in order to "have a life" - hmmmm...
There is much slander (libel?) going around that he lives in the shadow of his brother, Saleemus Chagus el-humouroso.
He is deputy Mujaddid to Refi, even though he actually controls him! Well, claims to anyway.