To proceed:
How apt a beginning to this pillar amongst pillars of the Imperialistic gang - he is the great moohaddith, haafiz, llama, Refi Shafi Aboo Rumaysaa. The destroyer of innovations, the translator of so many pamphlets, the llama of our time, the moojaddid, the haafiz, did I mention llama?, the great moohaddith, as-salafeeee, al-athareeee, al-.... (please feel free to add to this great list)
Refi "Buffy, the Buffmeister" Shafi
- It is conjectured that Buffy came from "Buffy the vampire slayer" but this could be a rumour, his religious life extends before the arrival of this TV series and hence in reality he would not even know who Buffy was. Well, you would hope!
Here is a picture - sorry the picture is quite grainy, imagine you were looking at the world through his eyes (w/o the glasses):
Oh here is another pic - the seeda saada brother objects to mixed gyms, going to cinemas and attending nudist beaches - of course, could you even doubt this?!! Slanderous, I say! Slanderous! Et tu Brute? - so he organises islamic pool parties for brothers only, here is the proof to all those who try to defile the reputation of the Upholder of Ahlussoonnatil-Jeemaaee:
Not forgetting his objections about going to cinemas - he's about as seeda saada as a jalebi (which is swirly!!)
To end:
Really the only interesting thing to say about him, is that he is really only interesting via MSN, in real life he is the most snoringly boring individual you could ever meet.
PS: I thought the odd angle would generate some interest but really, in the true way of a pakilord, i couldn't be bothered to modify the image.
PPS: If someone can write an ODE for him it twould be nice - over to Asda/Shafiq.
Asda: Also to his credit, he would NEVER come to a masjid to give a brother DVDs containing movies...EVER!!!
Oh OK here comes the poem:
Yaa refee'u idhaa 'ilmuk al-lughti zeedat
Laqad DHa'ufta li'ann al-kabaaba maa Tulibat
Oi Refi since your knowledge of the (Arabic) language increased
Your weight went down cos you couldn't even order a kebab!!
Though some may claim that Saleem controls his mind, his own ability to lead his brothers is quite phenomenal. He first got his brothers into heavy metal rock by listening to Iron Maiden (which conjures up an image of all 3 of them rocking their heads back and forth in time with the beat. Then he got them into Wayhabism by basically NOT listening Saleem's HT 'kicking' da'wah.
He also had a fascination of drawing pictures of pleeth popstars whose songs Nabsy may fall into doing a rendition of. Although he won't admit to still having them in his house, he won't get them out either!
How apt a beginning to this pillar amongst pillars of the Imperialistic gang - he is the great moohaddith, haafiz, llama, Refi Shafi Aboo Rumaysaa. The destroyer of innovations, the translator of so many pamphlets, the llama of our time, the moojaddid, the haafiz, did I mention llama?, the great moohaddith, as-salafeeee, al-athareeee, al-.... (please feel free to add to this great list)
Refi "Buffy, the Buffmeister" Shafi
- It is conjectured that Buffy came from "Buffy the vampire slayer" but this could be a rumour, his religious life extends before the arrival of this TV series and hence in reality he would not even know who Buffy was. Well, you would hope!
Here is a picture - sorry the picture is quite grainy, imagine you were looking at the world through his eyes (w/o the glasses):
Oh here is another pic - the seeda saada brother objects to mixed gyms, going to cinemas and attending nudist beaches - of course, could you even doubt this?!! Slanderous, I say! Slanderous! Et tu Brute? - so he organises islamic pool parties for brothers only, here is the proof to all those who try to defile the reputation of the Upholder of Ahlussoonnatil-Jeemaaee:
Not forgetting his objections about going to cinemas - he's about as seeda saada as a jalebi (which is swirly!!)
To end:
Really the only interesting thing to say about him, is that he is really only interesting via MSN, in real life he is the most snoringly boring individual you could ever meet.
PS: I thought the odd angle would generate some interest but really, in the true way of a pakilord, i couldn't be bothered to modify the image.
PPS: If someone can write an ODE for him it twould be nice - over to Asda/Shafiq.
Asda: Also to his credit, he would NEVER come to a masjid to give a brother DVDs containing movies...EVER!!!
Oh OK here comes the poem:
Yaa refee'u idhaa 'ilmuk al-lughti zeedat
Laqad DHa'ufta li'ann al-kabaaba maa Tulibat
Oi Refi since your knowledge of the (Arabic) language increased
Your weight went down cos you couldn't even order a kebab!!
Though some may claim that Saleem controls his mind, his own ability to lead his brothers is quite phenomenal. He first got his brothers into heavy metal rock by listening to Iron Maiden (which conjures up an image of all 3 of them rocking their heads back and forth in time with the beat. Then he got them into Wayhabism by basically NOT listening Saleem's HT 'kicking' da'wah.
He also had a fascination of drawing pictures of pleeth popstars whose songs Nabsy may fall into doing a rendition of. Although he won't admit to still having them in his house, he won't get them out either!
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