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- The Grumpy Head
Well, MAYBE (just maybe), Khabeel Naan could have had the following run-ins with various ulama'oonz/mashakes:
Shake Muthay'een
This was relatively early on in his career. Khabeel was sitting in one of his lectures when he summoned him to stand-up...only to be asleep! When he got up, he was asked a question, only to be greeted with a this real "deer in the headlights" look that would make Bambi proud! Upon being bailed out by fellow peer Habeelun Naq, who explained that Khabeel at the time knew little Arabic, the Shake then chose to give him a greatly challenging and testing conundrum which has baffled many generations previously, the permissibility of praying to the Sun!
Shake FudhayHee
Some say this is the peak of his career thusfar! There he went, striving with every footstep to al-Madinah, out to prove the slandering deviants wrong - those who claimed that the Shake would give sermons, lessons, even lead prayers miming to a tape back-up. And so they (JI students) were all gathered in the office of the Shake, only for Khabeel to ask him if he spoke Arabic...to which he simply replied wryly "Yes!" - now the object of the exercise was to ask him if he spoke English...or so folkore would have it...
Shake Shaali-'Aikh
Basically got rollocked by him when he missed an appointment with him, that's all...
- The Grumpy Head
Well, MAYBE (just maybe), Khabeel Naan could have had the following run-ins with various ulama'oonz/mashakes:
Shake Muthay'een
This was relatively early on in his career. Khabeel was sitting in one of his lectures when he summoned him to stand-up...only to be asleep! When he got up, he was asked a question, only to be greeted with a this real "deer in the headlights" look that would make Bambi proud! Upon being bailed out by fellow peer Habeelun Naq, who explained that Khabeel at the time knew little Arabic, the Shake then chose to give him a greatly challenging and testing conundrum which has baffled many generations previously, the permissibility of praying to the Sun!
Shake FudhayHee
Some say this is the peak of his career thusfar! There he went, striving with every footstep to al-Madinah, out to prove the slandering deviants wrong - those who claimed that the Shake would give sermons, lessons, even lead prayers miming to a tape back-up. And so they (JI students) were all gathered in the office of the Shake, only for Khabeel to ask him if he spoke Arabic...to which he simply replied wryly "Yes!" - now the object of the exercise was to ask him if he spoke English...or so folkore would have it...
Shake Shaali-'Aikh
Basically got rollocked by him when he missed an appointment with him, that's all...
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