To begin, a short introduction:
Asda: I feel I must interject here. Kasim is the only Muslim, Salafi thug who has a crash helmet head (c'mon, a beer bottle got smashed over his head and he didn't feel a thing!) and has been heckled as a "effing jewish wa**er (and I DON'T mean waiter!!)"!!!
According to the Sunnah of this People's section we should add, his real pic:
Quote: "Oh my God! I just thought that parking meter was a sister! It was all curvy!"
Picture: A Religious Parking meter - even covers up in public! Erm, excuse me Sister, but can you hear properly with a hijab on?!
Speaks volumes....
Effectively this page MUST not be visited by Kasim as it is Pornographic. KASIM DO NOT CLICK HERE
Asda: Kasim, you've been sounding rather eloquent as of late. You sure you haven't swallowed a thesiasaurus (sic)?!? (no, have you?) Well your luv of Haagen-Dazs Cookies & Cream has been more than manifested in the following pic:
And here we have Kasim at iftar time:
Shafiq: Hey, is this Kasim's unique inhaler technique?
Saleem: Is this Kasim demonstrating at a BMA conference how to properly take an inhaler? (No, is it you? OR No, are you? -Asda)
In traditional IC style, the parking meter gag has been going for a quite a while, here are but a few examples:
15:30:56 Abu Sumayyah: am i a fitna for sisters too then ?
15:31:09 Awif: no just for parking meters :P
15:31:34 Abu Rumaysah: rofl
15:31:43 Abu Sumayyah: hah
15:31:48 Awif: down in one
16:21:21 Saleem: hey kasim know any female waitresses?
16:21:40 Abu Rumaysah: hey dont ask him that
16:21:45 Saleem: why not?
16:21:47 Abu Rumaysah: he may point u to some parking meters
16:21:50 Saleem: lol
16:22:32 Abu Sumayyah: hah
15:43:06 Abu Rumaysah: i reckon we need to teach qasim the true
manhaj
15:43:15 Abu Rumaysah: since he is one of the isnOt team
15:43:53 Abu Rumaysah: qasim get ready for some serious
brainwashing
15:43:59 Abu Rumaysah: and if u r realllly goood
15:44:15 Abu Rumaysah: we'll even give you a couple of quid to put
in a nice curvy parking meter
10:19:17 Abu Sumayyah: i am everybody's hero
10:19:26 Mahmud: yeah even parking meters!
10:19:28 Saleem: evidently....
10:19:28 Mahmud:
10:20:00 Saleem: so does this mean we can do qiyas if we catch
gassy putting coins into a parking meter....
10:20:33 Saleem: i mean wouldnt that be consdiered
prositution?
10:20:36 Mahmud: boy man, do u feel sleepy afterwads?
10:20:42 Saleem: and funding it?
11:21:11 Saleem: ok so now if i tell u to go and find me a
second wife will u do that also?
11:21:17 Abu Sumayyah: it was a joke
11:21:20 Mahmud: why would u ask him?
11:21:25 Mahmud: he will find u a parking meter!
11:21:25 Abu Sumayyah: ok
11:21:25 Saleem: hmm true
11:21:26 Mahmud:
11:21:28 Saleem:
11:21:41 Saleem: or a pay and display machine!!
textA Tribute to his comedytext
Abu Sumayyah says:
what is happening
Mahmud says:
Mars is turning from west to east
Abu Sumayyah says:
what about cadbury?
That was genius....it comes to him at quite sporadic moments
Asda: I feel I must interject here. Kasim is the only Muslim, Salafi thug who has a crash helmet head (c'mon, a beer bottle got smashed over his head and he didn't feel a thing!) and has been heckled as a "effing jewish wa**er (and I DON'T mean waiter!!)"!!!
According to the Sunnah of this People's section we should add, his real pic:
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Quote: "Oh my God! I just thought that parking meter was a sister! It was all curvy!"
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Picture: A Religious Parking meter - even covers up in public! Erm, excuse me Sister, but can you hear properly with a hijab on?!
Speaks volumes....
Effectively this page MUST not be visited by Kasim as it is Pornographic. KASIM DO NOT CLICK HERE
Asda: Kasim, you've been sounding rather eloquent as of late. You sure you haven't swallowed a thesiasaurus (sic)?!? (no, have you?) Well your luv of Haagen-Dazs Cookies & Cream has been more than manifested in the following pic:
And here we have Kasim at iftar time:
Shafiq: Hey, is this Kasim's unique inhaler technique?
Saleem: Is this Kasim demonstrating at a BMA conference how to properly take an inhaler? (No, is it you? OR No, are you? -Asda)
In traditional IC style, the parking meter gag has been going for a quite a while, here are but a few examples:
15:30:56 Abu Sumayyah: am i a fitna for sisters too then ?
15:31:09 Awif: no just for parking meters :P
15:31:34 Abu Rumaysah: rofl
15:31:43 Abu Sumayyah: hah
15:31:48 Awif: down in one
16:21:21 Saleem: hey kasim know any female waitresses?
16:21:40 Abu Rumaysah: hey dont ask him that
16:21:45 Saleem: why not?
16:21:47 Abu Rumaysah: he may point u to some parking meters
16:21:50 Saleem: lol
16:22:32 Abu Sumayyah: hah
15:43:06 Abu Rumaysah: i reckon we need to teach qasim the true
manhaj
15:43:15 Abu Rumaysah: since he is one of the isnOt team
15:43:53 Abu Rumaysah: qasim get ready for some serious
brainwashing
15:43:59 Abu Rumaysah: and if u r realllly goood
15:44:15 Abu Rumaysah: we'll even give you a couple of quid to put
in a nice curvy parking meter
10:19:17 Abu Sumayyah: i am everybody's hero
10:19:26 Mahmud: yeah even parking meters!
10:19:28 Saleem: evidently....
10:19:28 Mahmud:
10:20:00 Saleem: so does this mean we can do qiyas if we catch
gassy putting coins into a parking meter....
10:20:33 Saleem: i mean wouldnt that be consdiered
prositution?
10:20:36 Mahmud: boy man, do u feel sleepy afterwads?
10:20:42 Saleem: and funding it?
11:21:11 Saleem: ok so now if i tell u to go and find me a
second wife will u do that also?
11:21:17 Abu Sumayyah: it was a joke
11:21:20 Mahmud: why would u ask him?
11:21:25 Mahmud: he will find u a parking meter!
11:21:25 Abu Sumayyah: ok
11:21:25 Saleem: hmm true
11:21:26 Mahmud:
11:21:28 Saleem:
11:21:41 Saleem: or a pay and display machine!!
textA Tribute to his comedytext
Abu Sumayyah says:
what is happening
Mahmud says:
Mars is turning from west to east
Abu Sumayyah says:
what about cadbury?
That was genius....it comes to him at quite sporadic moments
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