History: Competition of the Week!!! Prizes on offer!!!! Dont miss out
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05/03/07
This weeks competition is to mark a momentous event in the life of Sally...
Who can come up with the best poem dealing with Sally and isbaal?
Asda: Ahem...
Sally Boy! Sally Boy! Tell me a tale,
How could it be that your skin is so pale, (and you're a paki)
Do not despair if you're bald as a coot,
Some ladies out there may find it real cute,
The bottle of Regaine, in the bin must be thrown,
Because it's an overload of testosterone,
For your libido is enough to make the girls weep,
And to top it all the floor your trousers do sweep!
...I thank you!
06/03/07
McMood: This is deeply emotional...
God save our gracious Saleeem
Long live our noble Saleeem,
God save Saleeem:
Send him hidaayat and MSN,
Cut short his trouser ends,
Long to humour over us:
God save Saleem.
...come on guys, you gotta chip in and buy him a phone which does MSN via the airwaves, so he can communicate, literally breathe, with the outside world whilst at work.
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Who can come up with the best one word description for Khabeel Naan
It has to encompass:
The desire to preserve a reputation (or create a non-existing one in his mind and preserve that)
A penchant for grammar
having a spell check on one's msn
Having used a tool to check if people have blocked you on msn
Being a cuddle-puffin
The articulation of deep, well thought out statement such as having a 'bush on your head' or 'soil contains antibiotics'
The best submission gets the prize which is a surprise
SS: does the prize consist of a world class kick up the backside?
How about EZZITLord
Asda: How about Paranoidfreakpakilord?!
SS: I don't think there is one word that can encompass all of that, therefore we need to create a word that will encompass all of the above. How about Og. Khabeel is an Og. Short, sweet...come on.
McMood: I think this first competition is highly inappropriate, its almost as inappropriate as making references to Dry water in a public lesson on Tayammum or mentioning explicitly about female private parts on the topic of menstruation, knowing that the lectures are gonna be televised at times before the watershed. Can you see it now, kids saying - "Mummy whats a Vag**a?" Indeed highly inappropriate, this isn't a competition!
This weeks competition is to mark a momentous event in the life of Sally...
Who can come up with the best poem dealing with Sally and isbaal?
Asda: Ahem...
Sally Boy! Sally Boy! Tell me a tale,
How could it be that your skin is so pale, (and you're a paki)
Do not despair if you're bald as a coot,
Some ladies out there may find it real cute,
The bottle of Regaine, in the bin must be thrown,
Because it's an overload of testosterone,
For your libido is enough to make the girls weep,
And to top it all the floor your trousers do sweep!
...I thank you!
06/03/07
McMood: This is deeply emotional...
God save our gracious Saleeem
Long live our noble Saleeem,
God save Saleeem:
Send him hidaayat and MSN,
Cut short his trouser ends,
Long to humour over us:
God save Saleem.
...come on guys, you gotta chip in and buy him a phone which does MSN via the airwaves, so he can communicate, literally breathe, with the outside world whilst at work.
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Who can come up with the best one word description for Khabeel Naan
It has to encompass:
The desire to preserve a reputation (or create a non-existing one in his mind and preserve that)
A penchant for grammar
having a spell check on one's msn
Having used a tool to check if people have blocked you on msn
Being a cuddle-puffin
The articulation of deep, well thought out statement such as having a 'bush on your head' or 'soil contains antibiotics'
The best submission gets the prize which is a surprise
SS: does the prize consist of a world class kick up the backside?
How about EZZITLord
Asda: How about Paranoidfreakpakilord?!
SS: I don't think there is one word that can encompass all of that, therefore we need to create a word that will encompass all of the above. How about Og. Khabeel is an Og. Short, sweet...come on.
McMood: I think this first competition is highly inappropriate, its almost as inappropriate as making references to Dry water in a public lesson on Tayammum or mentioning explicitly about female private parts on the topic of menstruation, knowing that the lectures are gonna be televised at times before the watershed. Can you see it now, kids saying - "Mummy whats a Vag**a?" Indeed highly inappropriate, this isn't a competition!
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