SANI MASTA....HAI!
FUJIMORI....HAI!!!
This page really has been needed for decades ... nay, centuries! (Asda: is that shirk?!)
Imagine if the trench coat was grey, then that would surely resemble Shafiq wearing a Trilby hat!! Also, Shafiq's occasionally whacky motions are somewhat similar to Grover from Sesame Street.
Uh-oh, hold on, I feel a poem coming on:
In garavta yaa Shafiqu garavta Hamsaa
Wa man minal insi ma'iya khaSmaa
Laakin idh karasta fa waqa'ta feehi khasraa
Bal kun ka'annaka muDHhikun shaariban khamraa
When you behave like Grover O Shafiq you do so with passion
And who from mankind can argue with me
But when you act like Krusty (the clown from The Simpsons) you fall down in a heap
Nay, rather you need to act like a clown who is drunk
OK OK, heres what he really looks like ... or is it ?
OK OK, heres what happened the last time he tried to drive a car. It was commented to him, "Can you even drive?" to which he replied, "No, can you?".
Disclaimer: Not all things in this posting are100% true