History: Competition of the Week!!! Prizes on offer!!!! Dont miss out
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05/03/07
This weeks competition is to mark a momentous event in the life of Sally...
Who can come up with the best poem dealing with Sally and isbaal?
Asda: Ahem...
Sally Boy! Sally Boy! Tell me a tale,
How could it be that your skin is so pale, (and you're a paki)
Do not despair if you're bald as a coot,
Some ladies out there may find it real cute,
The bottle of Regaine, in the bin must be thrown,
Because it's an overload of testosterone,
For your libido is enough to make the girls weep,
And to top it all the floor your trousers do sweep!
...I thank you!
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Who can come up with the best one word description for Khabeel Naan
It has to encompass:
The desire to preserve a reputation (or create a non-existing one in his mind and preserve that)
A penchant for grammar
having a spell check on one's msn
Having used a tool to check if people have blocked you on msn
Being a cuddle-puffin
The articulation of deep, well thought out statement such as having a 'bush on your head' or 'soil contains antibiotics'
The best submission gets the prize which is a surprise
SS: does the prize consist of a world class kick up the backside?
How about EZZITLord
Asda: How about Paranoidfreakpakilord?!
This weeks competition is to mark a momentous event in the life of Sally...
Who can come up with the best poem dealing with Sally and isbaal?
Asda: Ahem...
Sally Boy! Sally Boy! Tell me a tale,
How could it be that your skin is so pale, (and you're a paki)
Do not despair if you're bald as a coot,
Some ladies out there may find it real cute,
The bottle of Regaine, in the bin must be thrown,
Because it's an overload of testosterone,
For your libido is enough to make the girls weep,
And to top it all the floor your trousers do sweep!
...I thank you!
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Who can come up with the best one word description for Khabeel Naan
It has to encompass:
The desire to preserve a reputation (or create a non-existing one in his mind and preserve that)
A penchant for grammar
having a spell check on one's msn
Having used a tool to check if people have blocked you on msn
Being a cuddle-puffin
The articulation of deep, well thought out statement such as having a 'bush on your head' or 'soil contains antibiotics'
The best submission gets the prize which is a surprise
SS: does the prize consist of a world class kick up the backside?
How about EZZITLord
Asda: How about Paranoidfreakpakilord?!
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