HAI !
This page really has been needed for decades ... nay, centuries!
Asda: is that shirk?!
Imagine if the trench coat was grey, then that would surely Shafiq wearing a Trilby hat!! Also, Shafiq's occasionally whacky motions are somewhat similar to Grover from Sesame Street.
Uh-oh, hold on, I feel a poem coming on:
In garavta yaa Shafiqu garavta Hamsaa
Wa man minal insi ma'iya khaSmaa
Laakin idh karasta fa waqa'tum khasraa
Bal kun ka'annaka muDHhikun shaariban khamraa
When you behave like Grover O Shafiq you do so with passion
And who from mankind can argue with me
But when you act like Krusty (the clown from The Simpsons) you fall down in a heap
Nay, rather you should act like a clown who is drunk