History: Competition of the Week!!! Prizes on offer!!!! Dont miss out

05/03/07

This weeks competition is to mark a momentous event in the life of Sally...

Who can come up with the best poem dealing with Sally and isbaal?

Asda: Ahem...

Sally Boy! Sally Boy! Tell me a tale,
How could it be that your skin is so pale, (and you're a paki)
Do not despair if you're bald as a coot,
Some ladies out there may find it real cute,
The bottle of Regaine, in the bin must be thrown,
Because it's an overload of testosterone,
For your libido is enough to make the girls weep,
And to top it all the floor your trousers do sweep!

...I thank you!

06/03/07

McMood: This is deeply emotional...

God save our gracious Saleeem
Long live our noble Saleeem,
God save Saleeem:
Send him hidaayat and MSN,
Cut short his trouser ends,
Long to humour over us:
God save Saleem.

...come on guys, you gotta chip in and buy him a phone which does MSN via the airwaves, so he can communicate, literally breathe, with the outside world whilst at work.

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